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MAYHEM - Unisex Hot Tub Shorts
MAYHEM - Unisex Hot Tub Shorts
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Forged in chlorine, crafted for chaos, and designed for maximum steam-room swagger—these unisex mesh shorts are the ONLY garment approved by the Ski Villains for hot-tub combat, parking-lot lounging, and après antics that escalate way too fast.
Slip into The Mayhem and feel the instant boost of confidence only achieved by someone who actively ignores ski patrol, hydration charts, and adult responsibilities.
Perfect for gym reps, shuttle-lift sprints, midnight grocery runs, or cannonball-o’clock in the nearest bubbling cauldron.
Look dangerous. Feel invincible. Stay unbelievably comfortable.
These are the shorts you wear when you know the night’s about to get stupid.
• 100% recycled polyester fabric
• Fabric weight in the EU (may vary by 5%): 5.61 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US (may vary by 5%): 4.42 oz./yd.² (150 g/m²)
• Two-way stretch fabric
• Moisture-wicking material
• Regular fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
• The recycled content of this product is certified by the Global Recycled Standard (GRS) for EU-manufactured items, and by the Recycled Claim Standard (RCS) for items manufactured in the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Slip into The Mayhem and feel the instant boost of confidence only achieved by someone who actively ignores ski patrol, hydration charts, and adult responsibilities.
Perfect for gym reps, shuttle-lift sprints, midnight grocery runs, or cannonball-o’clock in the nearest bubbling cauldron.
Look dangerous. Feel invincible. Stay unbelievably comfortable.
These are the shorts you wear when you know the night’s about to get stupid.
• 100% recycled polyester fabric
• Fabric weight in the EU (may vary by 5%): 5.61 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US (may vary by 5%): 4.42 oz./yd.² (150 g/m²)
• Two-way stretch fabric
• Moisture-wicking material
• Regular fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
• The recycled content of this product is certified by the Global Recycled Standard (GRS) for EU-manufactured items, and by the Recycled Claim Standard (RCS) for items manufactured in the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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